Letters of Complaint, vol.2
Dear People Whose Cellphones Call Me Accidentally,
Sometimes my phone will ring while I'm putting in my contacts in the bathroom, and I'll think it must be something important, so I rush out (blurry-eyed) to answer. But really it's not important, it's just rustling and clicking and your muffled voice and...someone else's?
This really inconveniences me, as then I have to continue to listen out of sheer morbid curiousity. Will something exciting happen that I will be privy to?
You know, I might have missed other very important calls while I sat listening to the beep-beep of your bum pressing random buttons.
Please don't think this is a complaint against you because of your phone calling me, it's an accident after all, and how could I get angry over such a thing? However, at the very least, have the decency to say something juicy while I am listening so that I can lord it over you later.
Your Faithful Listener