Dear People Whose Cellphones Call Me Accidentally,
Sometimes my phone will ring while I'm putting in my contacts in the bathroom, and I'll think it must be something important, so I rush out (blurry-eyed) to answer. But really it's not important, it's just rustling and clicking and your muffled voice and...someone else's?
This really inconveniences me, as then I have to continue to listen out of sheer morbid curiousity. Will something exciting happen that I will be privy to?
You know, I might have missed other very important calls while I sat listening to the beep-beep of your bum pressing random buttons.
Please don't think this is a complaint against you because of your phone calling me, it's an accident after all, and how could I get angry over such a thing? However, at the very least, have the decency to say something juicy while I am listening so that I can lord it over you later.
Your Faithful Listener